but i'll still love you forever.
 
 Saturday, October 07, 2006
 A decent man, good looking, married and had a six year-old daughter
One day he went clubbing with his buddies. Since alcohol needed time to work, he was dead drunk before he knew it, wasted...
Luckily, his house was a couple of streets away so he "walked" home, in zig-zag fashion.
The next thing he knew, he was on his bed, dressed in warm-fragrent bed wear. Looking into the mirror in the bathroom, he saw first-aid plasters on his cheek n arms. As he made his way down 2 the dining room, he noticed that the crystal table inthe living room was replaced by a marble one. Worst of all, the dining table was filled with all his favorite dishes.
"Weird, Daphane(his wife) never do something like this ever since Amber was born..."he tought.
So he decided to ask his daughter what happened and where was her mother, and this was what she said
"Mum went shopping. Your broke the Crystal table, cut your cheek and arms when your came home after getting drunk. Mum supported you up the stairs but you puked along the way up, and peed in your pants" Amber muttered.
"OMG!!!! I'm dead, when she comes----, " he thought, rudely interrupted by his daughter
"But when Mum tried to pull off your pants so that she can clean you up, you shouted GET OFF BITCH!! I'M MARRIED!!!"